{"product_id":"anxious-please-do-not-pet-sticker-funny-anxiety-vinyl-sticker-neurodivergent-meme-water-bottle","title":"Anxious Please Do Not Pet Sticker | Funny Anxiety Vinyl Sticker, Neurodivergent Meme Water Bottle","description":"A bright, simple sticker that says exactly what you’re thinking: “Anxious, Please Do Not Pet.” Styled like a warning label with a stop-hand symbol, it’s funny, blunt, and painfully relatable — perfect for people who need boundaries but still have a sense of humor about it.\n\nBest Worn When\n\nYou’re anxious but still funny about it\n\nYou don’t want to be touched or perceived today\n\nYour laptop or water bottle needs to speak for you\n\nProduct Details\n\nHigh-quality vinyl sticker with smooth finish\n\nAvailable in standard and holographic styles\n\nWater-resistant (hand wash only — not dishwasher safe)\n\nGreat for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and Kindles\n\nCare Instructions\n\nHand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Avoid prolonged soaking for best longevity.\n\n30-Day Returns\n\nChanged your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.\n\nDesigned and sold by a woman-owned small business.\n\nFollow us on TikTok \u0026amp; Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\n\nThis anxious “please do not pet” vinyl sticker is a funny, relatable decal for neurodivergent folks, introverts, and anyone who needs a little extra personal space.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264044056948,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264044089716,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/8fd48125-il_fullxfull.7595923815_ks3g.jpg?v=1788233609","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/anxious-please-do-not-pet-sticker-funny-anxiety-vinyl-sticker-neurodivergent-meme-water-bottle","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}