{"product_id":"beam-me-up-ufo-sticker-funny-retro-sci-fi-vinyl-decal","title":"Beam Me Up UFO Sticker | Funny Retro Sci-Fi Vinyl Decal","description":"A retro sci-fi moment with a very modern mood. This vinyl sticker features a vintage-style UFO scene paired with the phrase “Beam Me Up — This Place Sucks,” perfect for anyone who’s over it and ready to leave Earth emotionally (or literally).\n\nBest Worn When:\n• You’re tired of everything\n• Your laptop needs an escape plan\n• Your water bottle deserves gallows humor\n\nProduct Details:\n• Vinyl sticker with a smooth finish\n• Water-resistant (hand wash only)\n• Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces\n\nCare Instructions:\nHand wash only if applied to drinkware\nNot dishwasher safe\nAvoid prolonged soaking.\n\n30-Day Returns:\nChanged your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.\n\nProudly designed and sold by a woman-owned small business. Follow us on TikTok \u0026amp; Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\n\nThis funny sci-fi vinyl sticker makes a great gift for UFO lovers, retro design fans, and anyone who copes with humor and a strong desire to be abducted.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264041533812,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264041566580,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/450de4e3-il_fullxfull.7585977530_bmd0.jpg?v=1788233601","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/beam-me-up-ufo-sticker-funny-retro-sci-fi-vinyl-decal","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}