{"product_id":"dark-humor-vinyl-sticker-delicate-but-capable-of-arson","title":"Dark Humor Vinyl Sticker | Delicate But Capable of Arson","description":"Cute, soft, and quietly threatening. This vinyl sticker features the phrase “Delicate but capable of arson” alongside a vintage lighter illustration, blending gothic charm with dry, dark humor that sneaks up on you.\n\nBest Worn When:\n• Your laptop needs a little menace\n• Your water bottle deserves personality\n• You enjoy jokes that look harmless until they aren’t\n\nProduct Details:\n• Vinyl sticker with a smooth finish\n• Water-resistant (hand wash only)\n• Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces\n\nCare Instructions:\nHand wash only if applied to drinkware\nNot dishwasher safe\nAvoid prolonged soaking.\n\n30-Day Returns:\nChanged your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.\n\nProudly designed and sold by a woman-owned small business. Follow us on TikTok \u0026amp; Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\n\nThis dark humor vinyl sticker makes a funny, slightly chaotic gift for anyone who loves sarcastic jokes, gothic aesthetics, and unhinged humor.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264047497588,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264047530356,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/b3ae687f-il_fullxfull.7633883061_ch5k.jpg?v=1788233617","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/dark-humor-vinyl-sticker-delicate-but-capable-of-arson","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}