{"product_id":"do-not-engage-with-me-sticker-i-m-better-as-a-concept-funny-vinyl-sticker-for-laptop-water-bottle-gift","title":"Do Not Engage With Me Sticker | I’m Better as a Concept Funny Vinyl Sticker for Laptop Water Bottle Gift","description":"A gentle warning wrapped in humor. This vinyl sticker features the phrase “do not engage with me im better as a concept” in a playful, hand-drawn style with sparkly accents—perfect for anyone who prefers distance, irony, and a little self-awareness.\n\nBest Worn When:\n• You want to be left alone, politely\n• Your laptop needs a boundary\n• Your water bottle deserves personality\n\nProduct Details:\n• Vinyl sticker with a smooth finish\n• Water-resistant (hand wash only)\n• Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces\n\nCare Instructions:\nHand wash only if applied to drinkware\nNot dishwasher safe\nAvoid prolonged soaking.\n\n30-Day Returns:\nChanged your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.\n\nProudly designed and sold by a woman-owned small business. Follow us on TikTok \u0026amp; Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\n\nThis funny vinyl sticker makes a relatable, sarcastic gift for introverts, boundary-setters, and anyone who prefers existing as an idea.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264045760884,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264045793652,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/033ac7ff-il_fullxfull.7585938344_fz0p.jpg?v=1788233613","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/do-not-engage-with-me-sticker-i-m-better-as-a-concept-funny-vinyl-sticker-for-laptop-water-bottle-gift","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}