{"product_id":"fan-theories-quote-sticker-sarcastic-humor-laptop-decal","title":"Fan Theories Quote Sticker | Sarcastic Humor, Laptop Decal","description":"Dry humor for people who mind their business and let others speculate. This minimalist quote sticker reads: “I’ve started calling people’s opinions of me ‘fan theories.’” Clean type, intentional spacing, and just enough attitude.\n\nBest Worn When:\n• You thrive on being misunderstood\n• You love deadpan humor and subtle shade\n• You need a low-effort boundary with high impact\n\nProduct Details:\n• Durable vinyl sticker with a smooth, professional finish\n• Available in classic white vinyl or rainbow holographic\n• Water-resistant (not weatherproof) — suitable for indoor or light-use surfaces\n\nCare Instructions:\nHand wash only if applied to drinkware. Not dishwasher safe. Avoid prolonged outdoor exposure or soaking.\n\n30-Day Returns:\nChanged your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.\n\nProudly designed by a woman-owned small business.\n\nFollow us on TikTok \u0026amp; Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\n\nA funny sarcastic quote sticker perfect for laptops, journals, notebooks, and lightly used water bottles for anyone who treats unsolicited opinions as fan fiction.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264044843380,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264044876148,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/f8b0f7c5-il_fullxfull.7547868572_qwiy.jpg?v=1788233609","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/fan-theories-quote-sticker-sarcastic-humor-laptop-decal","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}