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Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e30-day returns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us and we’ll help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel for readers, cat people, witches, oddballs, and beautifully strange people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFollow The Faithful Familiar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInstagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar\u003cbr\u003e\nTikTok: @thefaithfulfamiliar\u003cbr\u003e\nFacebook: The Faithful Familiar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eDisclaimers:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003cbr\u003e\n.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \u003cbr\u003e\n.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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