{"product_id":"go-away-possum-sticker-funny-glossy-vinyl-decal","title":"Go Away Possum Sticker: Funny Glossy Vinyl Decal","description":"Design Highlights:\nThis dead possum is sending a loud and clear message: “Go Away.” Whether you're feeling spicy, drained, or just done with people, this little guy is your new emotional support sticker. Available in glossy white or glossy holographic finishes—no matte, no fuss.\n\nBest Stuck On:\n\nLaptops (for passive-aggressive Zoom energy)\n\nJournals (for chronic oversharers)\n\nWater bottles (hand-wash only, ya filthy animal)\n\niPads and e-readers (for maximum introvert flair)\n\nProduct Details:\n\nSize: Approximately 3 inches\n\nFinish: Glossy white or holographic\n\nMaterial: Durable vinyl\n\nApplication: Peel-and-stick magic\n\nCare: Not waterproof—safe for gentle handwashing only\n\nWeather resistance: Not recommended for outdoor use\n\nShipping \u0026amp; Extras:\n✨ All orders ship with extra care and a sprinkle of attitude\n✨ Stickers are packaged in rigid mailers to prevent damage\n✨ Designed and packed with love by a small indie biz in the U.S.\n\nFind us on socials:\nTikTok + Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264048513396,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264048546164,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/14a513cd-il_fullxfull.7094605341_hzpy.jpg?v=1788233621","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/go-away-possum-sticker-funny-glossy-vinyl-decal","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}