{"product_id":"i-could-be-meaner-sticker-sarcastic-e-reader-laptop-decal-holographic-option","title":"I Could Be Meaner Sticker: Sarcastic E-reader Laptop Decal (Holographic Option)","description":"I Could Be Meaner Sticker — Subversive Cat Attitude for Your E-Reader, Laptop, or Water Bottle\n✨ Holographic Option Available\n\nDescription:\nLet them know you're holding back—with flair. The “I Could Be Meaner” sticker is the perfect bite-sized warning label for your daily essentials. Featuring a smug little cat who’s clearly choosing peace (but could change their mind), this design adds a sarcastic twist to your e-reader, laptop, water bottle, or wherever else you need to express your vibe.\n\nProduct Highlights:\n\n😼 Snarky Cat Design: Features a bold feline and cheeky phrase for maximum passive-aggressive energy.\n\n🌈 Optional Holographic Finish: Shine like your last nerve depends on it—with holographic shimmer that turns heads.\n\n💧 Water-Resistant: Perfect for indoor use—hand-wash only for best longevity. Dishwasher top rack if you’re feeling brave.\n\n📏 Just the Right Size: Great for decorating Kindles, journals, laptops, e-readers, and emotional boundaries.\n\nPerfect For:\n\nSarcastic queens and cryptid cuties\n\nAnti-motivational sticker collections\n\nE-reader girlies who love a little spite with their spice\n\nGifts for your unbothered, slightly feral best friend\n\nLet’s Connect!\nInstagram \u0026amp; TikTok: @thefaithfulfamiliar\nFacebook: The Faithful Familiar\n\nWoman-Owned Small Business\nEvery sticker supports a fiercely independent, woman-owned shop. Thank you for helping us make the world a little more chaotic—one sticker at a time.","brand":"The Faithful Familiar","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":55264044646772,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Holographic","offer_id":55264044679540,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/6970\/6868\/files\/0a419335-il_fullxfull.7249378313_66zs.jpg?v=1788233609","url":"https:\/\/faithfulfamiliar.com\/products\/i-could-be-meaner-sticker-sarcastic-e-reader-laptop-decal-holographic-option","provider":"The Faithful Familiar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}