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Perhaps a fucking BREAK.” Made for women who are tired, art-history nerds, feminists, and anyone who thinks perhaps the lady has simply had enough. The classical Baroque painting paired with distressed typewriter-style lettering gives this shirt a mix of fine art, feminist humor, and DIY zine energy. Best worn when: • You have, in fact, had enough • Someone asks what else they can possibly expect from you • Your favorite art history involves women taking matters into their own hands • “Perhaps a fucking break” feels less like a joke and more like a reasonable request Product details: • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight unisex T-shirt • Garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton • Soft, relaxed, lived-in feel • Direct-to-garment printed artwork • Unisex sizing • Size up for a loose or oversized fit • Please check the size chart before ordering Care instructions: Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Tumble dry on low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed design. 30-day returns: We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us through Etsy and we’ll help. The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel for readers, art lovers, feminists, oddballs, and people who could sincerely use a break. Follow The Faithful Familiar: Instagram: @thefaithfulfamiliar TikTok: @thefaithfulfamiliar Facebook: The Faithful Familiar Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. 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