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Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eDisclaimers:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003cbr\u003e\n.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \u003cbr\u003e\n.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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