Absolutely Not — Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic
Brick / S
$24.99
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Absolutely Not — Sarcastic Minimalist Graphic
$24.99
Sometimes the answer is just absolutely not.
This minimalist graphic tee keeps things simple with “Absolutely Not.” printed in a clean typewriter-style font across the chest. No extra explanation, no motivational message, no follow-up questions.
It’s understated, sarcastic, and easy to wear with basically anything.
Perfect for:
- Dry humor people
- Introverts
- Sarcastic wardrobes
- Minimalist graphic tee lovers
- Coworkers with boundaries
- Anyone who already knows the answer is no
Details
- Unisex graphic tee
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Minimal black text front graphic
- Easy to dress up, layer, or wear oversized
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
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Size Chart
Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.