"Hallelujah Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" Funny Holiday
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt blends comfort with a bold sense of humor. Crafted from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it has a clean classic fit, ribbed collar and cuffs, and reinforced double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. The design—playful, tongue-in-cheek text with pill imagery—sits on a soft, tubular-knit sweatshirt that resists stretching and itchiness thanks to a tear-away label.
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Product Information
EU representative : HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information : Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard : Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions : Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Size Chart
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |