Anxious Please Do Not Pet Sticker | Funny Anxiety Vinyl Sticker, Neurodivergent Meme Water Bottle
White
$2.50
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A bright, simple sticker that says exactly what you’re thinking: “Anxious, Please Do Not Pet.” Styled like a warning label with a stop-hand symbol, it’s funny, blunt, and painfully relatable — perfect for people who need boundaries but still have a sense of humor about it.
Best Worn When
You’re anxious but still funny about it
You don’t want to be touched or perceived today
Your laptop or water bottle needs to speak for you
Product Details
High-quality vinyl sticker with smooth finish
Available in standard and holographic styles
Water-resistant (hand wash only — not dishwasher safe)
Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and Kindles
Care Instructions
Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Avoid prolonged soaking for best longevity.
30-Day Returns
Changed your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns.
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This anxious “please do not pet” vinyl sticker is a funny, relatable decal for neurodivergent folks, introverts, and anyone who needs a little extra personal space.
Anxious Please Do Not Pet Sticker | Funny Anxiety Vinyl Sticker, Neurodivergent Meme Water Bottle
$2.50