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Soft, substantial, and unapologetically bold — this crew sweatshirt wraps you in quiet confidence. The graphic centers a vintage-style globe framed by gentle flames and the cheeky line: "You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did." Wear it during slow mornings with coffee, late-night record sessions, or while wandering city streets that feel both familiar and a little haunted. The regular fit and medium-heavy fleece give it presence without weight. Ribbed cuffs and hem keep shape after washes; double-needle stitching makes it dependable across seasons. It’s for those who love irony served with warmth and texture — a piece that ages with you and keeps conversation going.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece — soft, durable midweight (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Quarter-turned to remove center crease for a cleaner front display.
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery.
- Double-needle stitched edges for reinforced durability.
- Tear-away label and regular fit for everyday comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Apocalyptic Graphic — “You Say the Whole World’s Endin’ Honey I’m Already Dead”
$39.99
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece — soft, durable midweight (8.0 oz/yd²).
- Quarter-turned to remove center crease for a cleaner front display.
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery.
- Double-needle stitched edges for reinforced durability.
- Tear-away label and regular fit for everyday comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: JERZEES 562MR, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Size Chart
JERZEES 562MR NuBlend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.