Beholder? I Hardly Know Her!
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$24.99
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Beholder? I Hardly Know Her!
$24.99
A terrible joke. An alarming number of eyeballs. Exactly as fantasy gaming intended.
This graphic T-shirt features a grinning floating eye monster surrounded by smaller eyestalks beneath the phrase:
“BEHOLDER? I HARDLY KNOW HER!”
The distressed cream, orange, and black artwork gives the design a retro fantasy, old-school tabletop RPG, and vintage monster feel, while the deeply stupid pun keeps things from getting too serious.
Perfect for tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, dice goblins, fantasy monster fans, and anyone whose gaming group has heard this joke enough times to start considering friendly fire.
Perfect for:
- Tabletop RPG players
- Dungeon masters & game masters
- Fantasy monster fans
- Dice & gaming enthusiasts
- Retro fantasy aesthetics
- Nerdy & geek humor
- RPG game nights
- People committed to jokes nobody asked for
Details
- Unisex graphic T-shirt
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Large front-side graphic
- Retro floating eye monster illustration
- Cream, orange & black color palette
- Distressed vintage-style artwork
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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