Dark Humor — Delicate But Capable of Arson

Cute, soft, and quietly threatening. This vinyl sticker features the phrase “Delicate but capable of arson” alongside a vintage lighter illustration, blending gothic charm with dry, dark humor that sneaks up on you. Best Worn When: • Your laptop needs a little menace • Your water bottle deserves personality • You enjoy jokes that look harmless until they aren’t Product Details: • Vinyl sticker with a smooth finish • Water-resistant (hand wash only) • Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and other smooth surfaces Care Instructions: Hand wash only if applied to drinkware Not dishwasher safe Avoid prolonged soaking. 30-Day Returns: Changed your mind? We’ve got you covered with easy 30-day returns. This dark humor vinyl sticker makes a funny, slightly chaotic gift for anyone who loves sarcastic jokes, gothic aesthetics, and unhinged humor.

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