Healed Girls Don’t Text Back
XS / Army
$24.99
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Healed Girls Don’t Text Back
$24.99
Healing is a journey. Sometimes the destination is simply not replying.
This graphic T-shirt features the phrase:
“HEALED GIRLS DON’T TEXT BACK.”
A tiny winged grim reaper holding a scythe sits between distressed vintage lettering, giving the design the perfect mix of dark humor, breakup energy, goth style, and slightly unhinged self-improvement.
Made for anyone who learned the lesson, deleted the thread, stopped checking their stories, and has no intention of reopening that particular character-development arc.
Perfect for:
- Dark humor lovers
- Breakup & healing humor
- Goth and alternative style
- Grim reaper artwork
- Sarcastic quote designs
- Vintage tattoo-inspired graphics
- Post-breakup glow-ups
- People who finally stopped texting back
Details
- Unisex graphic T-shirt
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Large front-side graphic
- Winged grim reaper illustration
- Distressed vintage-style lettering
- Neutral cream print
- Woman-owned small business
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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Size Chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment from armhole seam to armhole seam. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.