I Could Be Meaner
Dark Heather / S
$55.70
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I Could Be Meaner
$55.70
Consider this restraint — now with a hood.
This cozy pullover hoodie features the wonderfully understated phrase:
“I COULD BE MEANER.”
Simple typewriter-style lettering keeps the design clean and deadpan, letting the threat — sorry, observation — speak for itself. It’s the kind of sarcastic hoodie that works especially well for people whose internal monologue is considerably less polite than whatever actually leaves their mouth.
Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, dry wit, funny quote apparel, minimalist designs, introvert humor, and slightly bitchy sayings. The simple text design makes it easy to wear while still communicating that everyone should probably appreciate the current level of restraint.
Perfect for:
- Sarcastic people
- Dry & deadpan humor
- Funny quote lovers
- Introverts with opinions
- Sassy & snarky wardrobes
- Minimalist graphic designs
- People actively choosing kindness
- Anyone who genuinely could be meaner
Details
- Unisex pullover hoodie
- Cozy, relaxed fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Minimal text graphic
- Typewriter-inspired lettering
- Front-side print
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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Size Chart
Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.