The Faithful Familiar black Comfort Colors graphic t-shirt with white spiky metal-style text reading I HAVE RABIES.

I Have Rabies

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$24.99
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The Faithful Familiar black Comfort Colors graphic t-shirt with white spiky metal-style text reading I HAVE RABIES.
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I Have Rabies

I Have Rabies

$24.99

A helpful little status update, presented with the visual intensity it deserves.

This Comfort Colors graphic T-shirt features the phrase:

“I HAVE RABIES.”

That’s it. No explanation. No follow-up questions.

The aggressively spiky metal-style lettering turns an objectively terrible announcement into a beautifully stupid shirt with metal merch, grunge, internet humor, and unhinged alternative energy.

Perfect for people who like their jokes dry, their typography illegible-adjacent, and their outfits just concerning enough to discourage conversation.

Perfect for:

  • Dark & absurd humor
  • Metal and hardcore aesthetics
  • Alternative wardrobes
  • Grunge style
  • Meme and internet humor
  • Weird statement shirts
  • People who should probably not be approached
  • Anyone having a normal one

Details

  • Comfort Colors graphic T-shirt
  • Garment-dyed, lived-in feel
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Large front typography design
  • Distressed metal-inspired lettering
  • High-contrast monochrome graphic
  • Woman-owned small business
  • 30-day returns

Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.

 

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