Im My Fathers Prettiest Son

A funny Comfort Colors daughter shirt featuring “I’m My Father’s Prettiest Son” in a distressed Appalachian folk-art design with quilt stars, florals, mountains, and a crescent moon.

It’s for the daughter who looks pretty, minds her business, and has no idea why some man thought raising his voice at her was going to work.

Because he may think he’s arguing with somebody’s daughter.

Unfortunately for him, Dad raised his prettiest son.

This one is for women who inherited their father’s backbone, stubborn streak, practical skills, questionable mouth, and complete unwillingness to be intimidated. The joke isn’t that Dad wanted a son—it’s that being feminine never stopped his daughter from being every bit as tough, capable, and difficult to push around as he raised her to be.

The artwork wraps that energy in a vintage Appalachian-inspired folk aesthetic with quilt-block stars, wildflowers, mountain scenery, a crescent moon, and distressed lettering. It lands somewhere between mountain folk art, Southern Gothic, and a very pretty warning label.

Perfect for:

• Dad’s daughters who inherited his exact personality
• Women who were raised to stand their ground
• Tomboys who still like being pretty
• Handy, stubborn, capable daughters
• Appalachian and mountain-inspired wardrobes
• Southern Gothic and folk-art lovers
• Anyone who has ever thought, you have absolutely no idea whose daughter you’re talking to
• The prettiest son in the family

Product details

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Distressed Appalachian-inspired folk artwork
• Direct-to-garment printed design
• Please check the size chart before ordering
• Size up for a loose or oversized fit

Care instructions

Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed artwork.

30-day returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us and we’ll help.

The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel for witches, readers, animal lovers, weird daughters, oddballs, and beautifully strange people.

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Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label