Smut Reader

A funny romance reader shirt for smut readers, spicy-book lovers, and anyone whose reading history would concern polite society.

Featuring three very respectable-looking ladies gathered around a considerably less respectable book, this design reads:

“We Are the Daughters of the Trollops You Couldn’t Burn.”

The ornate roses, antique books, candles, rich vintage colors, and Regency-inspired women give the artwork the feel of an old romance novel or Victorian bookplate gone delightfully off the rails.

Made for romance readers of all varieties—from historical romance and bodice rippers to spicy contemporary books, morally questionable fictional men, and whatever else is currently ruining your sleep schedule.

Perfect for:

• Romance and smut readers
• Spicy book lovers
• Book clubs with questionable taste
• Historical and Regency romance fans
• BookTok and bookish wardrobes
• Bodice-ripper enthusiasts
• Anyone supporting women’s rights and women’s wrongs

Product details

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex T-shirt
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Detailed direct-to-garment printed artwork
• Please check the size chart before ordering
• Size up for a loose or oversized fit

Care instructions

Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed artwork.

30-day returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us and we’ll help.

The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel and accessories for readers, witches, animal lovers, oddballs, and beautifully strange people.

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Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label