Daddy Needs A Cigarette
XS / Black
$24.99
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Daddy Needs A Cigarette
$24.99
For the dads, the dad-coded, and everyone who has fully earned one by noon.
This vintage-script tee says the quiet part loud — in beautifully aged lettering that looks like it belongs on a 1970s truckers' diner sign. Equal parts chaotic and charming, it's the gift for the person in your life who communicates primarily through sighs, coffee, and the unspoken threat of needing a cigarette.
- Funny dark humor gift for dads, stepdads, and anyone with deeply tired energy
- Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or "just because you deserve this" gifting
- A standout for fans of vintage aesthetic, retro typography, and dry wit
Details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.2 oz), breathable, and soft
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention | Ribbed crew neck | Tear-away label
- Ethically produced & REACH certified | Available XS–5XL
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over the design.
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Size Chart
Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29.25 |
| L | 22 | 30.25 |
| XL | 24 | 31.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34.5 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.