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Trust No One Especially Me
$24.99
Excellent advice from a bird currently holding a knife.
This graphic T-shirt features the phrase:
“TRUST NO ONE. ESPECIALLY ME.”
A detailed black crow stands front and center with a kitchen knife clutched in its beak, creating exactly the right mix of dark humor, corvid obsession, gothic illustration, and mildly threatening woodland energy.
The vintage-style black artwork keeps the design simple and wearable while still making it very clear that this bird has an agenda.
Perfect for:
- Crow & raven lovers
- Dark humor fans
- Corvid enthusiasts
- Gothic & alternative style
- Funny animal shirts
- Weird nature people
- Slightly threatening bird enthusiasts
- Anyone with impeccable trust issues
Details
- Graphic T-shirt
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Large front graphic
- Detailed crow illustration
- Knife-in-beak artwork
- Black vintage-inspired print
- Woman-owned small business
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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