We Are the Daughters of the Trollops

A funny feminist sweatshirt for women who support women’s rights, women’s wrongs, and the proud historical tradition of being considered scandalous for doing basically anything.

The design reads:

“We Are the Daughters of the Trollops You Couldn’t Burn.”

Featuring a very proper Victorian woman dramatically revealing an ankle, this one is for every woman who has ever been called difficult, inappropriate, dramatic, loud, stubborn, improper, or simply too much.

The joke is part historical humor, part feminist statement, and part tribute to generations of women who made polite society deeply uncomfortable by refusing to behave exactly as expected.

It has the energy of an antique engraving crossed with a feminist protest shirt — just with considerably more ankle.

Perfect for:

• Feminists with a dark sense of humor
• Women’s rights and women’s wrongs enthusiasts
• Feminine rage wardrobes
• Sarcastic women
• Victorian and historical-art lovers
• Bookish feminists
• Women who have been called “too much”
• Anyone spiritually descended from an absolute trollop

Product details

• Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt
• 8 oz midweight fleece
• 50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester on solid colors
• Soft brushed interior
• Classic relaxed unisex fit
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Vintage black-and-white Victorian-style graphic
• Direct-to-garment printed design
• Please check the size chart before ordering
• Size up for a looser or oversized fit

Care instructions

Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed artwork.

30-day returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us and we’ll help.

The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel for feminists, readers, witches, animal lovers, oddballs, and beautifully strange people.

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The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.

Disclaimers:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt uses ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists