Delicate But Capable of Arson
S / Ash
$39.99
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A “Delicate But Capable of Arson” sweatshirt for women who can be soft, feminine, and perfectly pleasant while still giving off the distinct impression that everyone should behave themselves.
The design pairs the phrase with a distressed vintage lighter graphic, giving it a slightly grungy, slightly witchy, dark-humor feel without overcomplicating the joke.
It’s for the girls who like bows, books, perfume, and perhaps just a tiny bit of implied criminal intent.
Perfect for:
• Dark-humor wardrobes
• Funny feminist gifts
• Sarcastic women
• Goth and alternative style
• Unhinged girl humor
• Feminine-but-threatening energy
• Grunge and witchy aesthetics
• Anyone who contains multitudes and possibly accelerants
Product details
• Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft brushed fleece interior
• Classic relaxed unisex fit
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Distressed vintage-style graphic
• Direct-to-garment printed design
• Please check the size chart before ordering
• Size up for a looser or oversized fit
Care instructions
Machine wash cold and inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or iron directly over the printed artwork.
30-day returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. If something isn’t right with your order, please contact us and we’ll help.
The Faithful Familiar is a woman-owned small business creating alternative apparel for readers, witches, animal lovers, oddballs, and beautifully strange people.
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The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.
Disclaimers:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt uses ethically grown US cotton, supported by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) certified dyes.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
.: Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Delicate But Capable of Arson
$39.99
Size Chart
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.