Go Away Possum
Black / S
$24.99
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Go Away Possum
$24.99
Social battery: deceased.
This graphic T-shirt features a delightfully dead little possum beneath the extremely reasonable request:
“GO AWAY.”
The loose hand-drawn illustration and simple black artwork give it a weird, scrappy goblincore, introvert humor, and alternative animal art feel. It’s basically the patron saint of canceled plans, unanswered messages, and pretending nobody is home.
Perfect for possum people, introverts, weird animal enthusiasts, and anyone who would genuinely like everyone to go away for a bit.
Perfect for:
- Possum & opossum lovers
- Introvert humor
- Goblincore style
- Funny animal designs
- Dark & deadpan humor
- Weird little creature enthusiasts
- Alternative wardrobes
- People currently unavailable for social interaction
Details
- Unisex graphic T-shirt
- Relaxed everyday fit
- Large front-side graphic
- Hand-drawn possum illustration
- Minimal black artwork
- Funny introvert statement
- Woman-owned small business
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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Size Chart
Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.625 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.375 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.625 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.