Some divorces affect the children more than others.
This Good Omens-inspired graphic tee is for everyone who watched one particular angel-and-demon relationship implode and immediately decided it was now their personal emotional problem.
Featuring the fandom-favorite phrase “I AM THE CHILD OF DIVORCE” with celestial wings, retro layered hearts, and that unmistakable ineffable energy, it’s equal parts ridiculous, dramatic, and painfully accurate.
Perfect for:
- Good Omens fans
- Ineffable Husbands enthusiasts
- Angel & demon fandom
- Fans still emotionally recovering
- Funny fandom wardrobes
- People who have chosen sides in a divorce they were never actually involved in
Details
- Unisex graphic tee
- Comfortable everyday fit
- Large full-color front graphic
- Retro heart and celestial design
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Fan-created item inspired by Good Omens. Not official merchandise and not affiliated with or endorsed by the applicable rights holders.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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