I Can Do All Things Through Spite
XS / Royal
$15.32
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I Can Do All Things Through Spite
$15.32
Faith, hope, perseverance… and an absolutely unreasonable amount of spite.
This funny cat graphic tee features a sprawled black cat with the phrase:
“I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH SPITE — WHICH STRENGTHENS ME.”
It’s sarcastic, mildly blasphemous, and deeply practical motivation for anyone who has ever accomplished something primarily because somebody implied they couldn’t.
Perfect for:
- Black cat lovers
- Sarcastic humor
- Spite-powered overachievers
- Alternative & irreverent wardrobes
- Funny cat shirt collectors
- People fueled by pettiness and determination
Details
- Graphic T-shirt
- Comfortable everyday fit
- Large black cat front graphic
- Bold statement lettering
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
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Size Chart
Baby Tee (Gildan 5000B)
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 20.5 |
| S | 17 | 22 |
| M | 18 | 23.5 |
| L | 19 | 25 |
| XL | 20 | 26.5 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference. For reference, this tee measures 32" (XS) to 40" (XL) around the full chest.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.