Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People
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$3.00
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Therapy Isn't Enough I Need To Bite People
$3.00
Because sometimes the copay just doesn't cut it.
This feral little gremlin cat gets it. When you've done the journaling, tried the breathing exercises, and still want to chomp someone — this sticker was made for you. Featuring woodcut-style black ink art of an absolutely unhinged black cat biting a hand, with the text "Therapy isn't enough / I need to bite people."
Available in your choice of white matte or holographic finish for maximum chaos energy.
- Size: 2.6" x 2.6"
- High-quality vinyl with a durable laminate finish
- Water-resistant — hand washing recommended for surfaces with stickers attached
- Not recommended for outdoor use (prolonged sun exposure will fade the ink)
- Wait 24 hours after application before washing to allow adhesive to fully set
- Top-rack dishwasher safe if surface is cleaned before application (not guaranteed)
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, journals, and the inside of your therapy folder. Makes a great gift for the chronically online, mentally unwell, or anyone who relates to chaotic cat energy.
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