We Are on the Worst Timeline
Black / XS
$24.99
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We Are on the Worst Timeline
$24.99
Somewhere out there, there’s a better timeline.
Unfortunately, we appear to be in this one.
This black graphic tee features a sad pink unicorn surrounded by pastel stars with the deeply relatable phrase:
“WE ARE ON THE WORST TIMELINE.”
Cute, bleak, slightly absurd, and ideal for anyone coping with current events primarily through jokes and increasingly specific graphic tees.
Perfect for:
- Existential humor enthusiasts
- Weird & alternative wardrobes
- Sad girl / ironic cute aesthetics
- Unicorn lovers with realistic expectations
- Millennial and internet humor
- Anyone who keeps asking how we got here
Details
- Unisex graphic tee
- Comfortable everyday fit
- Full-color front graphic
- Pink, pastel & black color palette
- Large statement design
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
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Size Chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment from armhole seam to armhole seam. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.