You Can’t Kill Me There’ll Be Paperwork
S / Antique Cherry Red
$39.99
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You Can’t Kill Me There’ll Be Paperwork
$39.99
Immortality is one thing. Administrative inconvenience is another.
This Good Omens-inspired sweatshirt features the quote:
“YOU CAN’T KILL ME — THERE’LL BE PAPERWORK.”
The line is spoken by Aziraphale in Season 1, Episode 3, “Hard Times,” which makes this one particularly good for fans of celestial bureaucracy, deadpan angel humor, and anyone who has ever survived something primarily because the forms would be annoying.
The vintage cream lettering, wings, halo, and intentionally over-the-top typography give it a retro fandom-tee feel without relying on a character portrait.
Perfect for:
- Good Omens fans
- Aziraphale devotees
- Crowley & Aziraphale fans
- Ineffable Husbands collectors
- Bookish & alternative wardrobes
- People professionally protected by paperwork
- Fans of bureaucratic angel humor
Details
- Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
- Cozy relaxed fit
- Large front graphic
- Vintage distressed typography
- Wing, halo & celestial details
- 30-day returns
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
Fan-created item inspired by Good Omens. Not official merchandise and not affiliated with or endorsed by the applicable rights holders.
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Size Chart
Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
Measurements in inches (laid flat)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
How to measure
Chest
Measure across the front of the garment 1" below the armhole seams. Multiply by 2 for full chest circumference.
Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the bottom hem.